Feminists Deliver a Big Can of Whoop Ass to Todd Akin

by on August 20, 2012 · 12 comments

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For those of you who missed it over the weekend, Rep.  Todd Akin, who is running for Senate against the incumbent Democrat Claire McCaskill, was asked whether or not he believed abortion should be legal in the case of rape or incest. He said:

Well you know, people always want to try to make that as one of those things, well how do you, how do you slice this particularly tough sort of ethical question. First of all, from what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child.

So here’s a roundup of comments about Republican Voodoo Vaginomics from around the blogosphere:

That said, it’s taking all my self-control to say, “Thank you,” to Missouri Representative Todd Akin. Thank you, not fuck you… I want to thank him for demonstrating that the anti-choice movement is so often divorced from scientific facts, like when they claim that the uterus contains a magical anti-rapist semen force field, or when they claim that there’s a causal relationship between abortion and breast cancer. It is not, in fact, “really rare” for rape to result in pregnancy, unless you think that something that happens 32, 000 times every year is “really rare.” Read More   from Chloe at Feministing.

What’s the difference between legitimate and illegitimate rape? We’ve compiled this helpful guide from what we assume Todd Akin (B.S. in Management Engineering and member of the House Science and Technology Committee, just to recap) believes.

Scenario 1: A white virgin female wearing modest clothing is returning to her home after her Wednesday Bible study class. She is accosted at knife point by a large, unkempt black man wearing an “Obama 2012” hat, who drags her into an alley and rapes her.
Determination: Legitimate rape. Her uterus shuts down immediately, expelling the rapist’s semen as she prays to God for forgiveness.

Scenario 2: At a party where alcoholic beverages are being consumed, a young woman passes out in a private bedroom. A man of the same age and race finds her and proceeds to have sexual relations as she sleeps peacefully.
Determination: Illegitimate rape. Because the woman’s own moral turpitude is entirely to blame for the situation she was placed in, her uterus is unable to resist her beau’s sperm. It is quite likely that God will bless her with a pregnancy.  Jesse Berney at Wonkette

And the Nobel Prize for Medicine Goes To Todd Akin!  The Republican Party doesn’t feel that they’ve spent enough time in women’s vaginas, so now comes some startling new information on the exact same scientific level as witch dunking.  Check out Juanita Jean at the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon

No means no–exceptions: What’s really important about the Todd Akin controversy isn’t his moronic belief that women who get raped can’t get pregnant. It’s so stupid that even the wingnuts are disavowing him. And the “legitimate” rape comment (or “honest rape” as Ron Paul called it) is horrible, but it doesn’t get to the underlying principle. The real problem is that his “no exceptions” belief has become mainstream in the Republican party.  Digby at Hullabaloo

And from Joan Walsh at Salon: Mitt Romney’s running mate, Rep. Paul Ryan, joined Akin in co-sponsoring HR3, a bill designed to redefine rape, to limit access to public abortion funding only to cases of “forcible rape” (exactly who would be making the distinction between “forcible rape” and, I don’t know, “illegitimate rape,” was never defined).

Regardless of his future, Akin himself has made clear that he is in his party’s mainstream. He didn’t mean to use the term “legitimate rape,” he told Mike Huckabee during a radio interview. “I was talking about forcible rape. I used the wrong word.”

Will Akin drop out of the Senatorial race?  Akin is emblematic of the GOP, not aberrant. Even if he does drop out and let his party choose a replacement, Senator McCaskill and pro-choice activists and basically anyone who realizes rape is bad shouldn’t let anyone forget his comments.  Sarah Jaffe at Alternet

Contact info for Rep. Akin here.    He wants to talk “Timeless Principles” with you!

Sign any one of a number of petitions taking a stand against Rep. Akin:

Planned Parenthood

USA Action / TrueMajority

Credo Action

UltraViolet

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Anna Daniels

I left a moribund Western Pennsylvania mill town the year that Richard M. Nixon was impeached for crimes against the American people, and set off in search of truth, beauty, justice and a beat I could dance to. Here I am.
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avatar Doug Porter August 20, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Please don’t let that man quit the race for senate. We need more Idiots in Washington

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avatar Frances O'Neill Zimmerman August 20, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Personally, I kinda like the guy. He is a Tea Party stalwart and says what’s on his, um, mind. In the deluge of online requests today to ask Akin to vacate his position in the Senate, I said I really enjoyed having some crazy Tea Party folks in Congress for the occasional levity and to remind America what they stand for and NOW could he please resign. “Legitimate rape: ” it’s an idea we won’t soon forget.

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avatar rak August 21, 2012 at 12:28 am

Righteous! Thanks for the links. Love the tongue-in-cheek illustration, too. “Legitimacy Detector”! As one of the above commentators noted, this “science” is at the same scientific level as witch dunking. I can’t believe this guy is a member of the House Science and Technology Committee. In fact, I believe there are some petitions out there now for Boehner to remove him from the Committee.

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avatar Anna Daniels August 21, 2012 at 9:52 am

They don’t stop crawling out of the swamp of conservative ignorance– Rep. Steve King declares “I’ve never heard of a girl getting pregnant from statutory rape or incest.” http://tinyurl.com/8s4qznu Thanks to Doug Porter for the heads up.

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avatar Ernie McCray August 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

I’m thinking he was one of the fetuses that the female body couldn’t stop from forming.

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avatar Shelley Plumb August 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Since the Koch Bros. and Rove are reportedly funding his campaign to the tune of millions, everyone should send a few bucks to Claire McCaskill.

http://www.clairemccaskill.com

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avatar bob dorn August 21, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Keep whackin the wacky. Let’s all get involved in
legitimizing common sense.

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avatar KeninSD August 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Yet another example of when morbid stupidity goes out in public. These clowns are consistent in their trogloditic opinions, whether its women’s rights, LGBT rights, evolution, religion or politics.

The good news is that even former supporters are backtracking from this human pustule. The bad news is they are not moving far enough away and are incorporating this stupidity in the current 2012 party platform. The other bad news is that rethug VP candidate Paul Ryan has co-sponsored many abortion restriction bills with Akin, so be prepared for much more on this back to the 50′s movement, that’s 1750′s!

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avatar John Lawrence August 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

The whole battle over abortion is about abortions for poor people. Any middle income person can get on a plane and go somewhere where abortions are perfectly legal – like Canada. Of course, you have to pay, but no problem if you are at least middle class

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avatar Anna Daniels August 21, 2012 at 4:54 pm

John- you are quite right about making the distinction about the poor being the target.

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avatar Andy Cohen August 21, 2012 at 8:16 pm

They are just so damned concerned about the fetus, but once the baby is born they couldn’t give a rat’s ass. “The fetus is my problem. The baby is yours.”

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avatar Laurie Macrae August 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Brilliant, Anna. Where did you get the lovely chart of “Lady Parts”?

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