Sex In San Diego: Who Gets to Say Vanilla Is Boring?

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Bitch Magazine / By Catherine Scott (Originally published July 17, 2012)

Thanks to a prescriptive media, the competition to be having the most out-there, kinky, freaky, dirty sex keeps escalating.

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“Those of us who have different … notions of eroticism and sensuality are simply dismissed. The pejorative word [being] ‘vanilla,’ which is ironically, one of the most sensual aromas.” – Andrea Dworkin.

“I wish [BDSM folks] would stop referring to me as ‘vanilla.’ If you’re making the case that everyone should be free to do what they like without being judged, why call non-BDSM people a derogatory name that implies they’re all prudish bores?” – Anonymous, commenter on Bitch.

If we bemoan the oversexualization of culture, should we also be concerned about the kinkification of culture? As BDSM blogger Clarisse Thorn  writes, “Being a sex-positive feminist, I worry that other women will read my work and it will increase their performance anxiety … that it will lead other women to feel like, ‘gosh, is this something liberated sex-positive women do? Is this something I  should be doing?”. Thanks to a prescriptive media, the competition to be having the most out-there, kinky, freaky, dirty sex keeps escalating, with “Ultimate Perv” engraved on the winner’s medal. Fantastic if you’re antsy to compete, but what if you’re just not into all that stuff? What if you think you secretly might be…[whisper it, now!]…vanilla?

One of the reasons I didn’t dare join a fetish community website, or go to a play party, ’til years after I was first curious about BDSM, was a subconscious sense that I was probably “too vanilla.” I didn’t dress head-to-toe in latex or own any seven-inch heels, and I didn’t take my partner down to the local shops on a dog leash. I’ve since realized that the scene is open to anyone who feels their sexual tastes land outside the mainstream—there’s no test you have to pass. However, by labelling every non-kinky person as effectively the same, is the BDSM community just as judgmental as those who judge us?

The term “vanilla” does seem to be a byword for “sexually pedestrian,” and even the mainstream media has got in on the act. In the  Friends episode ” The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss ,” Phoebe refuses to believe that Rachel kissed a girl during college, saying “It just seems pretty wild, and you’re so vanilla”—an accusation Rachel receives with indignation, spluttering,“I am NOT vanilla! I’ve done lots of crazy things!”. Being sexually unadventurous is now apparently the most grievous character flaws a person (especially a woman) can be accused of. In the British cult comedy  Peep Show , when an unenthusiastic  Jez reveals his fantasy of a threesome  to his girlfriend and then worriedly asks, “Is that too much?,” she laughs “Are you kidding? That’s vanilla!”. In this world saturated with faux-lesbian action and pressure to have buttsex, one sometimes longs for the days when showing a little ankle made you the strumpet from hell…

But laying the blame entirely at the feet of BDSM folks is overly simplistic. Although “vanilla” may have its origins within the community, plenty of non-kinksters have adapted it for their own use. Vanilla was a term intended to simply differentiate between sexual preferences, but it was not necessarily meant to put down or diminish the value of non-kinky lifestyles. Yes, there are kinksters who use it sneeringly, but I think most kinky folk have experienced enough disapproval to refrain from subjecting other sexual cultures to the same marginalization. I also think if vanilla has become a term of abuse, the blame more likely lies with those who profit from people’s insecurity that their sex life is not sufficiently exotic. Anyone who’s flipped through a women’s magazine demanding that you perform “10 Tricks To Drive Him Wild!” or a sex manual that just makes you feel inadequate and unsexy knows who those profiteers are.

What those trying to aggressively market an ever more “exotic sex life” fail to realize is that sexual preferences aren’t shaped by artifice. Buying a leather slapper won’t suddenly give you a penchant for spanking—and let’s face it, if you were really into the idea in the first place, you probably would have gone DIY and just picked up a hairbrush long before now. Making people feel shitty about their vanilla-ness is mainly a capitalist calculation. As any marketing exec knows, the moment people become satisfied is the moment they stop buying stuff.

As Clarisse Thorn  concludes, it’s important “to stay aware of pressures on everyone, and to help people create space for boundaries as well as sexual exploration.” The right to say, “No thanks, that’s not for me” without being shamed is crucial, whatever your orientation. And those who set and respect sexual boundaries—kinky or non—will always be the folks who who emit “the most sensual aroma” to me.

avatar OB Mercy August 30, 2012 at 11:32 am

And lord knows, the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy certainly doesn’t help with peeps feeling inadequate. I heard that the sex shops have been selling out of any accouterments that were used in the books! Gives a whole new meaning to “Keeping (it) up with the Jones es!”

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