A response to Senator Lindsey Graham’s latest abortion proposal
By Judi Curry
I am tired of men – and stupid women – telling me what I can do – or not do – with my body. In the readings I have done I have never come across anything telling me that the legislature – or the Supreme Court for that matter – were appointed GOD (s) and until they can prove to me that they are the Superior Being, it is time that we women exert our own power to ban the very cause of fetuses – namely the ERECTION.
This is what I propose: Every time a man has an erection not for the purpose of conceiving a child, that penis be cut off. (The conception of a child must be agreed to by the female partner.) The removal must be done by a female mid-wife, female nurse practitioner, or the female receptionist at the front desk. If none of these are available, then it is permissible for the woman that caused the erection to remove it any way she sees fit. This does not have to be done in a licensed hospital; in fact, a back-street alley is preferable. I don’t think that a hanger would work to well, so maybe a dull knife that has not been sterilized would be the weapon of choice.
If you would be worried about infection, a branding iron, such is used to with cattle, could be used. Looking at pictures, it is fast and only hurts for a little while. By castrating the males involved, women would not have to seek abortions because the consequences for the male would override the pleasure he derives from his erectional discharge.
Today, anti-choice Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is introducing a bill to ban abortion access for women after 20 weeks nationwide.
Ladies – and men too – let’s get with it; start the petition – and BAN ERECTIONS! I have an entire set of dull, serrated knives and am willing to loan them out to any female that wants them. But…when you return them, please do not sterilize them!