By Ishmael von Heidrick-Barnes
THE MYTH OF FINANCE
The Greek gods
have been evicted from Olympus
The financial crisis
is a mythological boulder
Sisyphus can’t keep from rolling downhill
into red
Today
the steroid-pumped Hercules
is peddling CocaCola to tourist
in a chain of seaside markets
managed by Poseidon
Money lenders
have forced Atlas to prop up banks
instead of sky
Beautiful Aphrodite
works 12 hour days as a hair stylist
barely able to make ends meet
Who saw it coming?
The oracle
spit out a plethora of spreadsheets
Apollo couldn’t read
Even the almighty Zeus
has developed a complex
after creditors threatened foreclosure
on his mountain resort
The omnipotent ruler
forced to rent his brand to restauranteurs
just to keep the electric company
from shutting off power
Nice night for a read under the hot spell. By gosh, you managed to quench a thirst for brevity on all affairs domestic. The sky is throwing us meteors – isn’t that a clue? Perseus our friend in nature. Tumble on down the road.