By Ishmael von Heidrick-Barnes
CHRISTMAS
For Christ’s sake!
Opt out of Christmas
Save energy
unplug the lights
plant a tree instead of cutting one down
Wrap yourself up
keep the stockings on your feet
Seasons don’t require reasons
pull the beard
off the clause
Don’t exchange the present
for gift wrap
For Christ sake opt out of Christmas
he did
And… Easter’s just a hop around the corner. Who should we shoot?