When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when you’re feeling sad, what are some of your favorite things to think of? For Trump, when his friends flip, when his day sucks and his hair looks bad, Randy has some insight into what might be going through Trump’s mental playground. [As usual, Randy is NFSW, so there’s that] (h/t to AGD) [Read more…]
From the MSNBC YouTube website:
In tonight’s Thing 1 Thing 2, Donald Trump’s unnecessary capitalizations give birth to “Scott Free” and the internet just needs to know who the heck that is.
In this week’s Full Frontal Samantha Bee considers the issue of what’s scary, suggests some likely candidates, and identifies some non-contenders. [Read more…]
From the New York Times YouTube web page:
In this satirical infomercial, the comedian and actress Niecy Nash plays the inventor of a new hotline, 1-844-WYT-FEAR. The video advertises a phone service for white people to call when they can’t cope with black people living their lives near them. It’s a real phone number we created so that fearful whites can call it for advice, about their racism.
[h/t to Annie L.] [Read more…]
By Brett Warnke
May I call you Dunc? I want to be familiar with you. I want to know you. I’ll tell you the straight stuff: I want to be a crook.
As it stands, I’m a greedy teacher. I know! Children, facts, unions, books!
It’s all so frightfully boring, so paperwork-y and tedious. Some of my children are homeless. They live in vans. Sometimes I show them pictures of your sprawling Alpine home just to make them feel bad about not being born rich, like you.
I’m on my way, Dunc. With enough practice in the dark arts of shell-game financing, I can be the new you. True, as it stands, I have to actually go to work and buy my own groceries. Mostly canned goods. You golf and have sex with multiple partners around Washington and spend campaign money on yourself. #GOALS.
And, well, that’s why I need your help, Dunc.
I want you to assist me in my sinister mission to be the most awful and corrupt man to pound San Diego County’s crumbling pavement! (True, I’ll need to save up for decent shoes because of our poor streets, but I digress!)
Now, who would know better how to achieve this than you, right? I must admit it squarely: I’ve been following you. But not only you. Your wife, Margaret, and your many, many lovers. I may rent a room, a shabby barn of a place, but I have followed you in your “crimes.”
Because, as Randy says, “When they go low, we go Lerner and Loewe”. (NSFW – language; What can I say? Randy can be a bit crude.) [Read more…]
The Funny or Die crew strikes again with a pitch perfect send up of the fevered fears of a certain aggrieved segment of the male population. [Read more…]
Well, the “I” word is floating around out there now, so Randy Rainbow is here to check it out with the guy at the top! (Randy does drop one “F” bomb, so I guess this might be NSFW for language) [Read more…]
Prologue: Somewhere in Guam, in a buried three-story titanium bunker, lies an electronic bunker, its first level a sprawling Virginia-style country interior, half-timbered and fitted out with beds and entertainment centers that accommodate some 45 Deep State technos.
The next level, below, is the workstation with decks of receivers and senders, a 30-by-40 square foot, two-way screen connected to the White House by closed and backed up circuits. The command center is alongside a full commercial kitchen where sworn personnel can cook anything — from truffles and chocolate bits to roasted peacock — providing them with the comforts that compensate for the stress they breathe in like air.
The third level is a subway station connected to a Marine helo pad 6 miles away used only by the Commander-in-Chief, who is a regular visitor.
Deep State 1: “They’re calling us the deep state in the news now? You can even hear it on the floor of the House. Redbone (R-Georgia) just used the term today, on a junket to Kazakhstan. Him? That banana turned blotchy and sticky years ago; we gotta send some rockers and rollers to educate him.” [Read more…]
The zany Bad Lip Reader strikes again. Here is a White House Press Briefing as Sarah Huckabee Sanders would have it in her fevered dreams … [Read more…]
The Full Frontal crew shadows Sean Spicer during his book tour, trying to get answers to pressing questions such as “How do you feel about profiting off of lying to the American public?” And in an obvious homage to Spicer’s descriptive genius, for his Rhode Island Country Club appearance the crew recreates with an actual costume, one of the jaw-droppingly inspirational passages from Spicer’s work: “[Trump] is a unicorn, riding a unicorn over a rainbow.” You have to see it to believe it. [Read more…]
Remember when Trump announced his decision to create a new branch of the military—the Space Force? I’m wondering whether he’s concerned about our relationship with the first space nation: Asgardia. Haven’t heard of the country of Asgardia? Not surprising. Here’s Full Frontal’s Amy Hoggart to provide the low down on this sky high insanity. [Read more…]