By Ishmael von Heidrick-Barnes
TRUMP’S TOUPÉE
Isn’t
Donald’s farting mouth that troubles me
his defecating lips
have done more for Democrats
than Quayle did for potatoes
or Palin’s Russian garden
did for geography
Isn’t the millions of dollars
Trump pisses into America’s living rooms
it’s the toupée that Whigs me out
If ISIS gives you a headache
imagine shag carpet
in the Oval Office
talk about home grown terrorism
Alert the NSA
coverups are their specialty
Stop the spin before it weaves
into government dreadlocks
The party is over
when cutbacks have to be swept under rugs
Reagan must be trickling in his grave
For the sake of transparency
the hare-piece has to grow