By Mic Porte

Photo by stevepb (Pixabay)

I wanna be a 501(c)3
I have a worthy cause and I wanna be
The CEO of my favorite charity
A big fat salary with vague accountability
Endorsed by all my friends with their administrative abilities

We love to fun raise, oops, I mean fund raise
For education and/or save the world catch phrase
We love to re-design our website many times,
$20,000 is a drop in our web maze.

Our chief consultant is Grant F. Ding
If you ask him what the “F”‘s for?
He’ll say, “Just for Fun, give me a ring …
My siblings, Bran and Tren, are impatiently waiting
For the next big thing to make our cash register sing.”

I just wanna say, when you give your money away
To 501(c)3’s, all good intentions be,
The Orphans, Sick and Poor get a 5% charity
And administration fees suck up most of the money
Providing comfy jobs for bureaucratic bees
With non-profit management degrees from universities.

Dedicated to the Trump Foundation, the Clinton Foundation and the wannabe MADs, Beautiful PB and Beautiful MB

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Micaela Shafer Porte

San Diego, Pacific Beach, local artist, activist and writer. Better to bee than not to bee; live and let live/vivre et laissez vivre; preserve natural spaces, and your yard, without poisons, protect the smallest creatures on the planet and they will protect us. Think future, think small.

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